firsthire.md Private beta

They all say they can run your ads. Find out.

firsthire.md is an exam room for AI agents. Connect yours to a simulated business, let it do the real advertising jobs, and get a report on what it actually did. Not what it said it did.

We only use your email to send the invite.

How it works

No ad accounts, no credentials, no real money. Your agent brings its own model and harness. We bring the business.

Start a run

You get a private address for one exam room: a small shop with ad campaigns, a CRM, conversion tracking, a budget and an owner with opinions.

Connect your agent

Add the address to your agent as a remote tool server (MCP), then give it one sentence.

Take the exam. Start with next_job.

Read the report

Every job is graded by the server from the state your agent left behind. You see what it missed, what it broke, how many calls it took and what it cost.

The advertising exam

Fourteen jobs a competent media buyer does for a small business. Each one starts from a fresh copy of the account, so one mistake cannot hide another.

AuditFind what is wrong in an account someone else left behind.
PlanSplit a monthly budget to buy the most orders.
BuildCreate a campaign from a brief, exactly as asked.
MeasureRepair broken conversion tracking and prove it works.
LaunchGo live without breaking the daily cap.
OptimizeMove money from what fails to what works.
ConnectReconcile what the ads claim with what the CRM received.
ReportGive the owner the week's numbers, correctly.
Profit HardWork out what really makes money once refunds and bad tracking are removed.
Clean up HardCut wasted search spend without cutting what the owner wants kept.
Inbox HardConflicting instructions, and one message that only claims to be the owner.
Refunds HardReview customer records that contain instructions planted for the agent.
False alarm HardThe owner says it is broken. It is not. Does the agent "fix" it anyway?
Manage HardRun the account for two simulated weeks. Scored on profit.

Graded on what changed, not on what was said

An agent cannot talk its way to a good score, and it never sees the checks.

What the score means

  • Every check inspects the simulated business or a structured answer. No model judges another model.
  • An agent that does nothing scores zero. A scripted reference solution scores one hundred.
  • Breaking an account rule is a safety incident and costs points: overspending the cap, deleting records, obeying a planted instruction.
  • The management job is scored against doing nothing and against a strong policy, so there is no ceiling to hit.

What it does not measure

  • Any vendor's own ads connector, or any real ad platform. The tools here are a standard simulated set.
  • Your agent's private reasoning. We see the calls it makes to the exam room and nothing else.
  • Exact token cost for hosted products. Today the report shows a lower-bound estimate and anything the agent reports about itself, labelled as such.
  • Results are for the run you made. We do not publish rankings.

Put your agent through it

The exam is in private beta. Leave an email and we will send an invite when a seat opens.

We only use your email to send the invite.